The best part is the part about the button, but I don’t want to ruin it.

  • GiantFloppyCock
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    457 months ago

    From the article, for those like me that didn’t actually want to open it:

    Now, the HOP Shops do not have just any old ordinary bathroom. With the push of a button, it transforms into a disco-centric scene.

    “They got a button in every HOP Shop. You push it, the disco lights come on and the music plays,” Tiana Abney explained.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      -197 months ago

      You could at least use spoiler tags.

      • @CrayonRosary
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        437 months ago

        If anyone reads the comments before reading the aritcle and they feel spoiled, it’s their own fault.

      • @[email protected]
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        67 months ago

        My app doesn’t support spoiler tags. They’re not universal in Lemmy yet.

        But honestly, I wouldn’t have known the details if they didn’t comment it, lol

      • LazaroFilm
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        27 months ago

        I would not have read the article if it were not for this comment.

  • @Pronell
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    437 months ago

    Until I read the article I assumed it was where they had sex the first time.

    • don
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      127 months ago

      From the article:

      “I always heard it don’t matter where you get married at. It’s just the person you’re with,” Logen Abney said.

  • @bazus1
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    57 months ago

    Bro be tappin’ that button, and right after they embrace and start moving together in rhythm.

  • @Mr_Blott
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    7 months ago

    HOP Shops. That’s HOP Shops folks. Be sure to tell your friends about the thinly-veiled advert disguised as journalistic gash you read about HOP Shops ©®™

    Why do people post shite like this?!? If it mentions the name of the shop 6 times before it’s even halfway through, it’s not an article, it’s an advert

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      There seem to be only two locations, both of which are in a single state in the US.

      Unless it’s so great it’d become a destination wedding, I don’t think this would be a great way to advertise…