Hail corporate and all that.

With a garage full of cheap-to-not-cheap tools, many made by Stanley-Black & Decker, and many of those dremeled to use the same batteries because I specifically researched their brands and market segmentation, I’m a bit nonplussed that I was today years old when I figured it out.

  • @radix
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    967 months ago

    Stanley, the cup company, didn’t even make the Stanley Cup.

    • BOMBS
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      327 months ago

      that’s fucking bullshit

    • Ghostalmedia
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      127 months ago

      Although, the Stanley Quencher is about the same size as the coveted hockey prize.

      • @wjriiOP
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        97 months ago

        And therefore just as impractical for daily use.

    • @radix
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      257 months ago

      Or the tire and restaurant rating.

      • @wjriiOP
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        107 months ago

        Not exactly the same, but Canada’s domestic shipping company, Purolator, always hit my American ears oddly, and sure enough, it is related to the American oil filter company. They diversified into automotive-adjacent industries in the 60s and 70s, and the name stuck even after the courier was sold off.

        • @radix
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          187 months ago

          Yes, in case it wasn’t clear, that’s what I was trying to say. The “beer and world record publisher” are related. The “tire and restaurant rating” are related. Both unlike the Stanleys which are not.

  • key
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    137 months ago

    TIL there’s a company named Stanley that makes cups. I thought that hockey thing was named for a person.

    • @wjriiOP
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      277 months ago

      It was, and his metal bowl has nothing to do with the metal cups or the metal tools.

      Too many motherfucking Stanleys on this motherfucking continent.

  • @WoahWoah
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    107 months ago

    The rare correct use of “nonplussed.”

    • @wjriiOP
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      67 months ago

      I felt pretty good when I typed it out, but I have to admit I looked it up before posting.

      • @Cyclist
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        67 months ago

        Don’t be afraid to admit that. I wish more people would think about their wording before hitting send.

  • @[email protected]
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    67 months ago

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Stanley,_16th_Earl_of_Derby

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Cup

    It is the oldest existing trophy to be awarded to a professional sports franchise in North America

    Fredrick Stanley was an English Lord, and served as Governor General of Canada from 1888 to 1893. During that time, his children took up ice hockey, of which him and his wife became fans. The cup was commissioned in 1892, and was originally called the Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup. It was originally intended for the best amateur hockey club, but became exclusively for professional teams on 1909.

    The original iteration of Stanley B&D, Stanley’s Bolt Manufactory, was founded in 1843 in the US. So while Stanley Tools are older than the cup, they are still unrelated.

    • @wjriiOP
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      47 months ago

      Too many Stanleys.

      • @[email protected]
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        37 months ago

        There’s also the Stanley Brothers of the Stanley Motor Carriage Company known for the Stanley Steamer steam-driven cars, and one of those brothers also built the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, CO!

        • @wjriiOP
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          7 months ago

          And then there’s the carpet cleaner

          Stanley Steemer

          Not to be confused with Stanley Steamer steam vehicles.

          Them fuckers ain’t even got any actual Stanleys!

    • @wjriiOP
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      57 months ago

      While it followed forty years of SNL tradition by going on way too long, that was pretty spot-on.

  • @Veedem
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    17 months ago

    That blows my mind. Thanks for the factoid.

  • @wjriiOP
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    17 months ago

    I’d always sort of vaguely heard it was a poorly selling product from a company that was mostly marketing to those working outdoors, and that completely tracked with my expectations, so I never dug in deeper. I mean, it’s not like they DON’T sell cups.