• @pete_the_cat
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    5210 months ago

    Officer: “What’s your name, sir?”

    DK: “Deez-Nuts”

    Officer: “Alright, get out of the car, smart ass”

    • @Delta_V
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      10 months ago

      “Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father’s name. Please, call me Bofa.”

      • @aeronmelon
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        810 months ago

        “Call my brother Gargle, he’s a lawyer.”

    • @Hikermick
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      410 months ago

      I can see this playing out like a modern “Who’s on first” routine

  • @FrenchToast_OverLord
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    2110 months ago

    I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

    • @mightyfoolish
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      210 months ago

      Wait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃

        • @mightyfoolish
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          410 months ago

          So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.

          Correct answer: “Deez-Nutz” ["missing: “-”].

          *(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)

  • Chainweasel
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    1610 months ago

    Wisconsin?
    I would have put money on Florida

    • @cmbabul
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      610 months ago

      The Midwest is full of Florida, they just blame it all on Ohio