• pete_the_cat
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    Officer: “What’s your name, sir?”

    DK: “Deez-Nuts”

    Officer: “Alright, get out of the car, smart ass”

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      “Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father’s name. Please, call me Bofa.”

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        2 years ago

        “Call my brother Gargle, he’s a lawyer.”

    • Hikermick
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      2 years ago

      I can see this playing out like a modern “Who’s on first” routine

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    I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

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          So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.

          Correct answer: “Deez-Nutz” ["missing: “-”].

          *(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)

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            2 years ago

            Dashes are a PITA on mobile. :(

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      2 years ago

      The Midwest is full of Florida, they just blame it all on Ohio

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    something something charged something something battery something something bb gun