• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    7 months ago

    “Damn Jesus, you were dead 3 days but the clothes you were buried in still smell freshly laundered! What’s your secret?”

    “My child, it is simple. I am the son of God. I also use Gain.”

    • @HootinNHollerinOP
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      26 months ago

      Haha that or dude is sniffing Mary Magdalene’s magic juice

      • @[email protected]
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        26 months ago

        I’m just saying… not THAT particular dude - see the look on his face to touch The Jesus:-). He ain’t got time for nobody else butt dat.

  • Flying Squid
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    27 months ago

    Did Jesus need fabric softener? Couldn’t he have just magicked in the softness?

    • @dustyData
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      27 months ago

      How do you think Jesus got fabric softener 1900 years before it’s invention?

      • Flying Squid
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        27 months ago

        Maybe his dad made it for him out of wood?