Alcohol makes you act without thinking, pot makes you think without action.

Those are just assholes who happen to smoke

There’s some in every crowd.

That’s funny. That was the first thing that popped in my head. I don’t know how to pronounce any of your favorite Scandinavian bands’ names, but I think we’ll get along just fine.

“We need to talk when you get here.”

If we’re not going to talk about it now, why not wait to bring it up until I’m there?

I think I might be okay with this one. If I think I’m going over there for a fun get together, but I’m ambushed with a serious discussion (almost always very bad) it’s going to be more challenging for me. I think the warning would prepare me for what’s about to happen.

Share fun pictures and interesting conversation topics!

unless they had a lot of trouble with that Trump sub

I would expect no less from that crowd.

This probably isn’t for me then. Dad lore IS my childhood.

At that point you’re halfway to having a standard bathroom, so it makes sense to me.

Can you explain? I don’t know what that means.

Sounds painful. They’ll appreciate that.

Nice.

Worth it!

Explains why her pupils didn’t LOOK 10cm dilated.

Because those who appease our new robot overlords will be handsomely rewarded! (Or at least tortured slightly less)

People can’t disappoint you when you just assume everyone’s a piece of shit!

Love is one of those things that is ruined by logic.

It doesn’t make sense, and you don’t “decide” to love someone, love chooses you.

Don’t worry about it. Live your life. You may be perfectly content not having a romantic partner, or at some point you may get lonely enough to go out and meet more people, and find someone who fits you. Don’t force it, and don’t feel like you need to “have” someone just because other people expect it.

Good luck, and have fun!

Sometimes children need to be culled. The reasons are far too advanced for us to understand, just trust the process.

Don’t get me wrong, but there’s two things I often hear around these parts.

“All content should be in one place”

And

“Don’t like it? Create your own community!”

If everything looks good in public, there’s no reason to ask questions about what happens behind closed doors.

Unleaded costs extra.