• Apathy Tree
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    2310 months ago

    I’m not married and somehow still do this?

    Like I just bought myself a new bed frame and omg I’m just dying to have my partner over to see it once it’s set up (my … 37 yo self - fuck, that’s right - feels so adult!)… like ooh idk surprise I guess? The birthday fairy left it for me? Don’t judge my spending. It’s precious. My precious.

    • @BlitzoTheOisSilent
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      1510 months ago

      I do this with my dog, haha. Anytime I come home with anything (groceries, tools, etc) I have to take each item out and at least show it to my dog (usually let him sniff it if it’s not food).

      Like, “Oooooh, look, mom got a hammer! OOOOOH, a hammer!” and she’s just sniffing and wagging away, hahaha

      • Apathy Tree
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        1610 months ago

        You gotta enjoy the little things mate. Your dog is thrilled to be included in your daily life, guaranteed.

        • @asteriskeverything
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          410 months ago

          Okay I’m gonna steal this for my loved ones when we both know it’s just a Charlie brown sad day. I love it, thank you.

    • @ickplantOP
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      610 months ago

      I’m not judging. You do you, precious.

      • Apathy Tree
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        610 months ago

        Ha sorry not you judging; partner. Who won’t either. I just have poverty spend-confidence issues. 😅 justify every large purchase. This one is “because I want it” which is difficult justification.

        But it glows, precious. It has power, precious. I wanted it so much, and now it will be mine, my precious. 😊

    • @asteriskeverything
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      310 months ago

      In my family we parade our (fun) shopping trip purchases while the rest applaud. It is a great life joy!

  • @MrFappy
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    1010 months ago

    Are you my wife?