• @[email protected]
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    It’s the ultimate war travel vehicle. RPGs simply pass straight through it since there is no armor for it to penetrate. Grenades bounce right off of its soft-top while it is also immune to anti-armor mines.

    Also, with your new mobility, you can raid twice as many villages in half the time with only 4 fully loaded soldiers. You can let your men enjoy some fresh air with only 50% (less) of their body exposed to a snipers bullet.

    At Zhang’s Quad Shop, we believe that quality comes in small, open-air packages.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      1310 months ago

      some vehicles provide cover, this providers slight concealment.

      • @[email protected]
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        510 months ago

        Invisibility shield coming in next model. It’ll activate before you realize anything hit you. In the event that you do realize something hit you, you get free coupon for sunflower seeds.

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    His name was Ivan, he was a vatnik

    With winter camo on his chest and a chinese knockoff vest

    He would dig trenches and drink the vodka

    And while he tried to stay alive

    They would still make Ivan drive

    Across the shell marked floor, the guns would daily score

    They were young and they had each their orders

    Who could ask for more?

    At the copa (co) Cope cage cabana (Cope cage cabana)

    The hottest spot east of Havana (here)

    At the copa (co) Cope cage cabana

    Himars and drones and no radios (use phones)

    At the copa they fell in love

    • verity_kindleM
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      29 months ago

      Barry, is that you? I knew you were one of us, I always knew it, somehow…

  • teft
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    710 months ago

    Not much more than we rolled into Iraq with. My HMMWV had cloth sides and top until about six months into our deployment.

  • @requiem
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    610 months ago

    No cope cages?

  • @psmgx
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    59 months ago

    Silver linings, those look like comfy seats.

    • HobbitFoot
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      59 months ago

      And they’ll get to enjoy those comfy seats for the rest of their lives.