conflicted whether to downvote because of the heinous nature of the text or upvote because of how perfectly hilarious this is as a comedyheaven post.

Thousand cock state would be a fun band name.

God forbid a woman give any indication of knowing what she wants or being disinterested in your shit. Literally the difference between “you know where the party is?” and “I already know about that one, why should I go at all, let alone with you?”/“what do you bring to the table?”

See? Projecting and making assumptions is too easy! We should all take up other hobbies.

Has this guy never heard of makeup?

More like “Natural face vs Too many plastic surgeries”