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  • @[email protected]
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    158 months ago

    Methuselah (grandfather of Noah) lived to 969 and didn’t believe in Jesus. WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?

    • @[email protected]
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      38 months ago

      Wasn’t that a translation error and he lived to be 969 months old? That would be just under 81 years.

        • @Tyfud
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          28 months ago

          Yeah, they can say whatever they want, but there’s no evidence of that. Most likely it was a translation error, as the previous poster suggests.

  • fᵣₑfᵢ
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    88 months ago

    What was the life expectancy in Darwin’s time? Like 40-something?

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      98 months ago

      /unshit There was life expectancy at birth and life expectancy. Child mortality was so huge it threw off mortality statistics until after the industrial revolution

  • @Dasus
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    78 months ago

    Chuck Norris is 8-fucking-4?

    I really considered him to be like in the high 60’s or smth.

    But then again, I still feel like I’m in my twenties.

    I object to the last 15 years having existed at all. Didn’t happen.

  • @anonymous111
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    78 months ago

    Norris is fitter than Darwin so this checks out.

  • @Jumi
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    28 months ago

    Jesus walks on water but Chuck Norris swims through land

    • @TokenBoomerOP
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      08 months ago

      Chuck didn’t have to. When he squats, the Earth rotates under him.