The transmogrification spell actually worked!

Panic set in as he realized that he didn’t plan ahead and learn the un-transmogrification spell, and so he curled up and cried until he passed out.

I have considered it.

I mean, they’re basic lands. This way the little one gets to enjoy all sorts of landscapes all at once.

Do I spot a Black Lotus in there?

I know petting it will probably end very poorly, but I’d have to try.

I wonder if he has a black lotus. I bet I could trade for it since raccoons don’t have a concept of rarity or value.

Guarding his hoard.

Anyone got that original picture without the commentary?

This word salad made me believe I was looking at AI art.

Reality is amazing.