• @VelvetStorm
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    293 months ago

    It would only be like 50 pages at best.

  • @grue
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    233 months ago

    That’s not a thing. It can’t be, because they cherry-pick different parts depending on the situation.

    • @Stovetop
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      153 months ago

      This. You’ve got people simultaneously insisting that they can ignore the rules about not eating pork and not wearing mixed fabrics because the law of Moses no longer applies, but in the same breath continue to insist that the ten commandments are absolute.

      • @CM400
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        13 months ago

        Well obviously the 10 commandments are absolute, that’s why they’re the 10 commandments.

      • @Clent
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        23 months ago

        Keep those real estate prices up and they cannot afford to be your neighbor!

    • IninewCrow
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      43 months ago

      Then it would be like one of those adventure books where you just choose who you want to hate, or who you’d like to kill or who you want to control or why you should have all the money. Every time you start reading, at the end of every chapter you get to choose what version you want depending on what you want at the time.

  • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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    173 months ago

    I want a Bible where each passage has some sort of voting system like… 73% agree from protestants, 20% agree from Catholics, 40% agree from Jewish, 100% agree from Buddhists

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    Which version of the Bible is that? And of that particular fork of religion, which versions of their bibles is it cherry picked from?

  • prole
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    63 months ago

    control women

    Yeah, pretty sure they don’t ignore that part.