• @GrymEdm
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    I have yet to hear any good explanations about how they are going to enforce this on a mass scale. It sounds like a law to be selectively applied when targeting parents and youth in other cases. “In addition to disrupting public peace with their protest about keeping sex ed in schools, the defendant let their child use TikTok and Instagram where they were exposed to incredibly dangerous unapproved perspectives from outside Florida!”, at which point the Christofacist jury can wail and clutch at their pearls.

    • Optional
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      86 months ago

      Oh that’s for the poors to figure out.

    • @SmoothLiquidation
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      16 months ago

      Social media sites are expected to just assume everyone is a minor unless they upload a picture of their ID proving they are an adult.

      • @pivot_root
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        The cynic in me believes this serves two purposes.

        The main purpose is obvious, but if the definition of “social media” extends to having the ability to register accounts and leave comments, Pornhub will fit under that umbrella. It would be awfully convenient to force Pornhub to collect ID that can be associated with IP addresses and viewing habits.

  • @Sanctus
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    226 months ago

    The government is so tiny they can deploy it to a phone.

  • Jaysyn
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    176 months ago

    Like nearly everything else DeLoser has signed in the last three years, this too will die in a federal court room.

  • @eran_morad
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    96 months ago

    Get these big gummint republicans all up outta everyone’s nutsacks, ffs.

  • SolidGrue
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    76 months ago

    Florida’s population are mostly Olds who just want kids off their lawn.

    “Lawn” being the 2024 effigy of the Internet. Or, more likely Facebook and Facebook accessories since that’s their Internet in part & parcel.

    Also, them TokToks are so loud. Why are they so shouty??

    /s //slashies

  • @yokonzo
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    76 months ago

    Wouldn’t the only way to enforce this be to require ID verification for social media?

    • @BrianTheeBiscuiteer
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      There’s always the classic fascist method of randomly charging people for its violation, not targeting political opponents at all, and making people afraid of letting their kids anywhere near social media.

    • Riskable
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      56 months ago

      No, you can always pretend! Just like DeSantis pretends to govern with useless garbage laws like this.

  • @[email protected]
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    36 months ago

    I thought that was a Chuck Testa for a second. Is that pout permanent now that he knows we know about the shoe lifts?