• @[email protected]
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    579 months ago

    Two months from now:

    LifeWise pastor arrested for child molestation. Says Biden made him do it.

    • @taanegl
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      269 months ago

      Local group Concerned Matriarchs LLC is now holding a prayer vigil to get the gay communist demon out of the pastor’s penis, who they claim had been infected when accidentally partaking in liberal art.

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        139 months ago

        Concerned Matriarchs LLC spokesperson says female staff are not pedophiles for having sex with underage boys in order the make them straight.

  • @seth
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    379 months ago

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  • @TIMMAY
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    199 months ago

    fucking religion, always a driving force for good

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    199 months ago

    What other hope do we have,” Penton said, “but to inject the word of God into the hearts of brainwash the next generation?”

    -ftfy

  • Flying Squid
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    189 months ago

    Not that I want this nation to turn into a theocracy, but when it does, I look forward to the Great Sectarian Wars.

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    99 months ago

    Have any one of these chucklefucks asked God if he even wants to be ‘back in’ public schools?

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      169 months ago

      Why yes, of course they have! It turns out god conveniently wants all the same things they want and hates all the same people they hate! Isn’t it a miracle?

      Oh, and he wants money.

  • @Maggoty
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    79 months ago

    I just love how they claim it’s not state sponsored. While anyone who doesn’t participate doesn’t continue classes. They go to the library until the Christian kids come back. The entire school day is structured around their “off-site” prayer.