s/banged/paid her to pretend she could feel it/

I was way more religious when Trump was president. I prayed for divine retribution from all the gods I know of on a weekly basis. Doesn’t hurt to try.

The reason he is holding the bible upside down is that it makes the price !666’s$ when you flip the image.

Funny, those bibles are literally there to be taken. Google “Gideon bibles”.

He WOULD brag about stealing one, too