Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 10 months agoYou don't want to be around three days later.imagemessage-square16arrow-up1324arrow-down11starcopymore-verticalflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-square@NegativeLookBehindlink17•edit-210 months agoThey mostly Creme at night …mostly arrow-up117arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink10•10 months agoIn space, no one can hear you creme… Wait a minute… that turned out too horny arrow-up110arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@NegativeLookBehindlink7•10 months agocue 70s space-theme porn music arrow-up17arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink14•10 months agoHuman oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do. arrow-up114arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink10•10 months agoThe problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once. arrow-up110arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink11•10 months agoOnce is all I need. arrow-up111arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink11•10 months agoBut you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly arrow-up111arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink7•10 months agoNo but I do have a couple of these (NSFW). arrow-up18arrow-down11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink5•10 months agoI feel like I have to erase my browser history now. arrow-up15arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlink8•10 months agoHow many did you order? arrow-up18arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink6•10 months agoNot enough. arrow-up16arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink0•10 months agoI don’t understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman? arrow-up11arrow-down11file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareLeah96xxx (she/they)linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoI can just hear the eggs all shouting “goo!” as they get crushed arrow-up11arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
They mostly Creme at night
…mostly
In space, no one can hear you creme…
Wait a minute… that turned out too horny
cue 70s space-theme porn music
Human oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.
The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.
Once is all I need.
But you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly
No but I do have a couple of these (NSFW).
I feel like I have to erase my browser history now.
How many did you order?
Not enough.
I don’t understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?
I can just hear the eggs all shouting “goo!” as they get crushed