• @Lemming421
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    6 months ago

    “After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”

    Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…

  • ivanafterall
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    336 months ago

    “Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”

      • Adderbox76
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        46 months ago

        It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.

        • SanguinePar
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          26 months ago

          Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)

  • @asmoranomar
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    276 months ago

    Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”

  • @[email protected]
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    106 months ago

    “You will reunite with a friend”
    “The bad times will be over quickly”
    “A sudden windfall will come your way”

  • Rob
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    6 months ago

    “Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”

  • @dohpaz42
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    36 months ago

    A stitch in time saves nine.

  • @RalphFurley
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    36 months ago

    He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger