• @aeronmelon
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    394 months ago

    Every other militarized nation: “No, that’s not how you play the game!”

  • Björn Tantau
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    354 months ago

    Every time I see this meme I wonder what his name really was. But I’m always too lazy to look it up.

    • @[email protected]
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      604 months ago

      His name was Radinger, but he was an Austrian laisson officer sent to escort them home.

      • @Rolando
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        214 months ago

        Because Liechtenstein is so small that they might not find it, and would spend years wandering lost in the Austrian mountains.

  • @kinsnik
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    244 months ago

    “Hell is other people”

    they went to war, and meet a new person

    ergo, war is hell

  • @Carrolade
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    114 months ago

    Clearly hell is no match for the power of friendship.

    • @Dasus
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      54 months ago

      Love conquers all.

    • @[email protected]
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      34 months ago

      That sounds remarkably like my brother’s wife’s family.

      Her dad has some kind of problem swallowing chewy foods and has repeatedly nearly choked to death eating steak alone. He knows, laughs about how close to dying he was, then does it again a few months later. His wife and kids laugh about it too and never tell him to stop. They seem to have no concept of saving or planning for the future either for instance.

      I feel bad because my niece seems to be a bit behind in development too now, even though our family is all college educated (even 3 of my grandparents all born before 1920 went to actual college). My brothers a civil engineer, so hopefully that offsets some of the seriously dumb genes in the other half of her dna.

  • @postmateDumbass
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    54 months ago

    Ancient proverb:

    Lick ten stien.

    And ten shall come and join you.