The mayor of an Italian island is attempting to solve an animal overpopulation problem with an unusual offer: free goats for anyone who can catch them.

Riccardo Gullo, the mayor of Alicudi, in Sicily’s Aeolian archipelago, introduced an “adopt-a-goat” program when the small island’s wild goat population grew to six times the human population of about 100.

Gullo said anyone who emails a request to the local government and pays a $17 “stamp fee” can take as many goats as they wish, as long as they transport them off the island within 15 days of approval.

  • @frickineh
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    139 months ago

    Oh boy, I’m about to get myself a bunch of goats. Or no goats. I’ve never tried to catch a wild goat, so who can say how that’d go.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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      69 months ago

      I don’t imagine catching goats is that difficult - some variety if net would do. It’s the transportation of your goats that might be tricky.

      • @[email protected]
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        89 months ago

        Oh boy, I’m about to ship everyone a bunch of goats. Or no goats. I’ve never tried to ship a wild goat, so who can say how that’d go.

      • @frickineh
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        39 months ago

        But I want the goats to love me. I was leaning more toward bribery. Then they can come live at my house and I’ll never have to mow the lawn again. I see no flaws in this plan whatsoever.

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPM
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          29 months ago

          OK, you get a big truck and throw some lettuce in the back - if there are that many goats some will wander in.

  • Lad
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    109 months ago

    I know just the man to solve this problem

  • Track_Shovel
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    49 months ago

    This guy’s has never heard of the term ‘Judas Goat’.

    For the uninitiated, you put a tracker on one of the goats you catch. Let it go. He goes back to his friends, and then you have goat stew.

  • @teamevil
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    39 months ago

    Isn’t that how it works anyway? If I can catch the goat, I’m keeping it.

  • @[email protected]
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    19 months ago

    Can’t just not bureaucratize it with a stamp fee. If no one was taking the goats before, they’re still not taking them.

    • @[email protected]
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      49 months ago

      Transporting livestock absolutely requires documentation, and $17 is getting off easy. Bringing an animal to a new location where it could potentially come in contact with local wildlife and you better be damn sure of it’s provenance, immunizations, testing, etc. It sounds like they’re not requiring any of that, presumably because it’s an isolated population and most of the requirements aren’t needed, so all they need is the document showing where the animal came from. Of all the things to be mad at bureaucracy about this is not one of them.

      • @[email protected]
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        29 months ago

        Ok, but chill I’m not mad, just poking tipsily at conversations :) I’m not in the market for goats.