• @son_named_bort
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    189 months ago

    You are in parking lot. Would you like to drink again? You have selected yes.

  • z500
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    189 months ago

    Vomit landed on: laundry basket.

  • Optional
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    119 months ago

    Hey baby, are you 32bit? ‘Cause there’s a BONESTORM in my pants

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    69 months ago

    Bladder emptied in: outhouse. Would you like to piss again?