I’m not an fbi plant! I’m a piece of shit like you guys what the fuck!

Rotflol. Thanks for attending my TED Talk.

This is perfect. He accuses Fox of using him as a scapegoat. Then he turns around and uses Fox as a scapegoat for his stupidity.

I never thought the leopards would eat my face?!?!

“The consequences to Ray and Robyn have been enormous. They lost their successful wedding venue business, they had to sell their home that they spent years building, and they have endured significant emotional and psychological harm from the attacks," Epps’ attorney Michael Teter said in a statement Wednesday.

Hey, I think we might have some sympathy for you on a shelf in the back. Let me just go check… Nope, fresh out.