SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.

@killer_penguin · 2 years ago

SLPT If you get mugged give them as much money as possible. You can say it was a charitable donation and write it off on your taxes.

@piecat · 2 years ago

Good luck getting a receipt

@dystop · 2 years ago

Real SLPT: ask if they are a registered tax-exempt organisation, and in the ensuing confusion punch them in the face.

@killer_penguin · 2 years ago

Make sure to ask for one

@[email protected] · 2 years ago

Funny thing is that losses due to theft were tax-deductible until 2022, when the Trump’s Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017 eliminated many itemized deductions in lieu of a higher standard deduction. You are still required to report gains from theft as capital gains of course.

Cal Alæra · 2 years ago

@killer_penguin The Ankh-Morpork Thieves’ Guild issues receipts for exactly this reason.

@TurboDiesel · 2 years ago

Who has the time to itemize‽

Cold Hotman · edit-2 1 year ago

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