• TheDonkerZ
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    2911 months ago
    1. I have forgotten to eat and holy shit has it actually been 10 hours?
    • XIN
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      611 months ago

      a. Lunch breaks are those annoying things that pull me out of flow state.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 months ago

    I’m just either extremely hungry and can eat 4000 kcalories and become hungry an hour later (despite my stomach aching like hell) or I can’t eat more than 600 kcalories without wanting to die

    • @ickplantOP
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      511 months ago

      Very relatable… why are we like this?

    • @ickplantOP
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      811 months ago

      I’m already married, but can I also marry you, too?

  • Bobby Bandwidth
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    1111 months ago

    Let’s just say there are teeth marks on my cheese blocks

    • @ickplantOP
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      211 months ago

      Is there any other way?

      Sometimes I also like to slightly microwave cheese before eating it, like just a few seconds…

      • Entropywins
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        311 months ago

        I’m with you on taking bites out the brick… but the microwave… well to each their own… keep doin you

        • @ickplantOP
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          111 months ago

          I know, it’s weird. Gives my husband material for jokes.

  • @Crazychicken563
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    611 months ago

    Replace #1 with “Wait how did I manage to eat so much, I’m gonna be sick” and it’ll be me 100%

    • @ickplantOP
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      711 months ago

      To be fair, I don’t either, yet it happens. I have 0 willpower when it comes to cheese.

  • DessertStorms
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    411 months ago

    The selection of vegan cheese around here is rubbish, so sadly no longer the last one, but how is this so fucking accurate?? 😂

  • @atimholt
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    411 months ago

    I’ve started on a meal replacement shake called Huel. It’s pretty good.

    • @ickplantOP
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      211 months ago

      I use Soylent, it’s been a lifesaver. I can usually force myself to chug one when I can’t stomach anything else. Then at least I am getting some calories and vitamins. I’ll have to check Huel out!

    • @[email protected]
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      111 months ago

      I could never—eating (and cooking, for that matter) is one of the very few small joys I can rely on.

  • Bumblebb
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    311 months ago

    Replace cheese with granola and this is my preggo ass

  • @[email protected]
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    311 months ago

    I was today old when I learned other people do the cheese thing too. I only like mild cheese and usually on bread, but sometimes I have the urge to just eat a bit like that.