Especially if you didn’t like my pot roast in Foodporn.

    • @idlehandsOPEnglish
      3•7 months ago

      But no beef flaps!

        • @idlehandsOPEnglish
          3•7 months ago

          Are you into me, and my innie? If so, get into me. My question is, are you a Golden Rectangle?

          • StiltedCurlerEnglish
            3•7 months ago

            Maybe I could get into you and your innie 😏 If you ever wanted to share it someday, I’d be delighted to see 😀

            Am I a golden rectangle, as in the golden ratio ~1.618? I’m afraid I’m far too imperfect for that ideal.

            • @idlehandsOPEnglish
              2•7 months ago

              Omg, talk nerdy to me, baby. 😈

              How your comment makes me feel:

              • *Kumar Patel **: ****[reciting the poem ‘The Square Root of 3’]  *I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that’s good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
              • StiltedCurlerEnglish
                2•7 months ago

                Okay, but we need to be discrete.

                Let’s start by finding the optimum angle to divide your legs 👅

    • @idlehandsOPEnglish
      4•7 months ago

      If I had used actual Guinness, yes. The store only had 0%, though. I thought, sure, it’ll taste like a Guinness! Nope. Bitter. Here’s hoping the roast isn’t totaled by it.

  • MaybeALittleBitWeirdEnglish
    3•7 months ago

    Hah I saw your roast if it makes you feel any better! Unlike your lovely self though, roasts and stews aren’t very photogenic usually.

    • @idlehandsOPEnglish
      3•7 months ago

      😆 Aww, thank you!

      • MaybeALittleBitWeirdEnglish
        3•7 months ago

        Anytime! It looks tasty so don’t let them get you down. You get to eat a nice roast tonight while they get NOTHING!

  • @[email protected]English
    2•7 months ago

    I’m confused by the pot roast hate. Look good to me! This pic looks delicious too. 😁