• @wjrii
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    199 months ago

    Me: You’re right. “No” is probably sufficient.

  • @TheDoozer
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    189 months ago

    Therapist: And what do we say to people who want to get to know us?

    Me: Not today.

    • don
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      109 months ago

      I’ll take “Penis Land” for 400, Trebek.

  • @MyFairJulia
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    38 months ago

    Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

    • Cicraft
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      18 months ago

      and then going back to the therapist: 🎶 Let’s begin! I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone! 🎶

  • @Sam_Bass
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    19 months ago

    Guess that cant handle the truth