• @[email protected]
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    94 years ago

    The sex and intimacy in my relationship with my wife is so solid that I probably didn’t need paternity tests, but I got them anyway so I could make epic owns on twitter

  • @paddirn
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    710 months ago

    This has to be fake. “Paternity tested and everything”? Like he’s admitting it was under dispute or in question in the first place… unless he was the one questioning it.

    • @cmbabul
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      310 months ago

      Or Ben is the type of asshole to get one for any child because he doesn’t believe women are trustworthy at all

  • @Cruxifux
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    610 months ago

    The kids real father is likely a turkey baster.