• Maco1969
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    656 months ago

    There were no monkeys when dinosaurs existed, also more time elapsed between the stegosaurus in the back existing and the t rex and triceratops than between them and us.

    • Padjakkels
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      346 months ago

      You don’t know!! You were not there!!!

    • @DontRedditMyLemmy
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      236 months ago

      Doesn’t mean they weren’t checking their security system video feed every few million years. Monkeys spotted, time to head home!

    • Jo Miran
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      And throughout it all…sharks.

      Stegosaurs = ~150 million years ago

      Sharks = ~450 million years ago

      • Blyfh
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        56 months ago

        Shork durable, shork strong

  • @[email protected]
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    It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.

    • @Num10ck
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      we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.

      • teft
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        146 months ago

        We don’t make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.

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  • no banana
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    236 months ago

    Nah we touched all of it. All of it.

  • @[email protected]
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    206 months ago

    The TV series Earth: Final Conflict, made by Gene Roddenberry, had a story based on this premise:-).

    • @chiliedogg
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      46 months ago

      Star Trek Voyager did too.

      They ran across a race of super-advanced aliens in the Delta Quadrant that were evolved from dinosaurs.

    • @someguy3
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      Iirc it was a meteor that carried earth stuff. Aka jizz missile.

      *Wait mine is Space above and beyond.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    146 months ago

    Watch the rick and morty episode on that

    • J'Pol
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      I don’t think I ever finished that show. I need to give it a revisit.