If we just had ass clapping military units, and all disputes were settle via booty dances between military units, the world would be a much better place.
We could get all diplomatic issues twerked out
Brazil claiming its rightful place as leader of the free world
THICCCC
Whatever else might be said, its impressive that this older dude can do a split like that.
I had an older physics prof who had been in the (Lebanese?) military. He had put on a few pounds, but was still in great shape. He could do a perfect front split and would arm wrestle any student and win. Really engaging lecturer too.
These are the straddles. Splits go the other way. But yes, this is very impressive. Dude is probably a martial artist, or ex gymnast.
The US gov was so worried about WMDs, they completely missed Irans WAD (Weapons of Ass Destruction) program lmao
Where All Data
Wet Ass Ducks
This was DOOM joke
Oh damn. Belarus better look out.
I have urge to post memes about Lukashenko
Here’s an (old) one I can contribute:
I was thinking about somethimg like
or 
SHEESH
I have trouble to imagine how you gather your men for that:
“The chef want all of you at the village center in 1 minute”
“Don’t tell me it’s…”
“Yes, again… We should never have imported him a wii fit”
At least our tests with Solid Snake assure us the Iranians will be unable to launch a sneak attack.
