• @[email protected]
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    158 months ago

    Imagine bringing home your date and they take off their jacket just to show off the chest warmer.

  • @[email protected]
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    158 months ago

    Misread this as Elven Ways to tie a Scarf. Now I’m sad Legolas isn’t going to gimme drip.

    • @RGB3x3
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      8 months ago

      I thought it was 11 ways to tie a tie and thought it must have been a shit post when I saw the fourth one.

    • @Revonult
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      28 months ago

      I was about to comment this!

  • Rentlar
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    148 months ago

    I like how one of the ways to tie the scarf is “just don’t tie it”.

    • @[email protected]
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      58 months ago

      That’s the one I typically use. Didn’t even know (or care) it had an official place in scarf tying culture.

      • jadero
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        48 months ago

        No problem! I was once at a place that imposed a mandatory necktie policy. I hate neckties, so I thought I’d at least have fun with it. I wore ties as silly and varied as I could get away with and tied them different every day. That book was a boon.

          • jadero
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            38 months ago

            I did not. I did only single-tie systems for mathematical purity. (Just kidding. I might have tried it if I had thought to!)

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    68 months ago

    A lot of those are just fancy nooses that can be used against you in a fight.

    • Cethin
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      8 months ago

      People can grab your hair and clothing in a fight too. It’s best to go around naked and fully shaved in case someone decides to attack. Add a coating of oil for extra protection.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        28 months ago

        That’s a great idea unless you’re a Brazilian jujitsu fighter, then you want them to grab you so you can do fancy locks and break their fingers.

  • @morphballganon
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    58 months ago

    Apparently the thing I do is called a Parisian knot. Neat.

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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    38 months ago

    I didn’t check the community name and fully expected one of these to be a noose.

    • Deebster
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      Weirdly, the largest versions I found have the labels underneath instead of top: