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    • @blahsayEnglish
      11•1 month ago

      I kinda like it. Can’t all be doomscrolling.

      • @BertramDitoreEnglish
        1•1 month ago

        I agree it’s cute, but this is the Associated Press, a global news standard.

        There are plenty of less-serious outlets who should feel free to go crazy with their headlines. I think it’s a bad practice in general, but that’s just my personal gripe.

        In this case though, most people don’t go to the Associated Press for puns, they go for no-nonsense concise journalism.

        • @blahsayEnglish
          0•1 month ago

          Ap is known for non-biased journalism more than anything else. This is news, though light.