Looks like someone got a job on the Three Letter campaign.

Oh no…

Which county?

Edit: Rockland. Which is very much a possibility there.

So, did he watch Civil War but not see the ending?

Our house has a partial park view. It’s nice. And, in about 3 years we’ll have a full park view because the pipeline running through the city is undermining the foundation of every house in the neighborhood and we’re all slowly sliding into the park.

But you’re going to be fine…

Do you think that if Nick Offerman talked to Trump, he could get him to fire everyone in the executive branch and then resign?

I know what I’m about.

Fucking radical.

Enjoying a succulant Chinese dinner.

Wait… no. It was kindness and good will.

Sam’s Club still accepted.

Broken clock, yadda yadda…

I can’t pick a favorite.

They’re all neat.

A signal that they are a rube, and that they will spend all their money on useless things.

Personally?

Cyptolalia.

It’s a pigeon flag.

The President has been kidnapped! Are you a bad enough dude to torture civilians into giving you his location?

Basilisk. A memetic kill-code embeded in an image that shuts off the brain.

Not enough sewing supplies.

I love that ICE is such a bunch of shriveled nutsacks that they have to send in Gary from Accounting to come bail their asses out.

Disney writer #1: Let’s make a Tower of Babel parable, but set it space!

Disney writer #2: Are we going to end the movie with the antagonist being sent to actual-factual Hell?

Disney writer #1: You fucking know it!