[panel 1: a cartoonishly drawn child wearing a pink t-shirt and black spandex shorts sits on a grassy hillside, nearly resting their back against the verdant scene. They put their weight on their elbow and pluck a flower from the grass with a smile.]

[panel 2: they lean over the flower and, whilst plucking petals, say “Loves me… Loves me not… Loves me… Loves me not…”

[panel 3: they point at the flower and focus their attention further.]

[panel 4: their finger wags at the petals as they enumerate and whisper “Loves me… Loves me not.]

[panel 5: they sit up and glance about to see if anyone is watching]

[panel 6: they simultaneously tear off two leaves and say “Loves me…”]

[panel 7: the flower shouts at the now sobbing child, “HEY, HEY, HEY. NO CHEATING! YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU’RE NOT LOVED!”]

  • @samus12345
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    6 months ago

    Look for flowers with an odd number of petals. There are two visible in the comic!

  • modifier
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    116 months ago

    I come for the comic strips but I stay for the text descriptions.

    • [email protected]OP
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      146 months ago

      I have no clue whether I’ve helped any disabled folks enjoy an intrinsically visual medium but if it aids in the entertainment of others, I dig that.

      • modifier
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        136 months ago

        If I had this read aloud to me and closed my eyes, I would be positively transported by the richness of your descriptions.

        • [email protected]OP
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          106 months ago

          Thank you! That’s quite possibly the kindest compliment I’ve received on this website. I hope someone brightens your day as you have mine.

  • @taiyang
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    46 months ago

    Don’t trust its friendliness pellets.