It’s just a dwarf planet now. Breaks my heart.

It’s not even a planet anymore 😞

This is really well done because there is literally no discernible gain from this, lol.

Like when people say “You vomit cranberry juice,” at least someone can be like, “Well, you know… Cranberry juice is pretty good, might want to drink that…”

But here…

I think it would be mind bogglingly useless. Not even a good party trick.

Speaking of the dog, did you know that pluto is actually goofy’s profoundly mentally disabled brother who goofy sold to Mickey as a sex slave so he could pay off his debt to his dealer.

Does that qualify me for a good paying job at NASA