What could go wrong?

  • @Lightborne
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    497 months ago

    The developers plan to upgrade the AI so that it can predict appropriate assignments of jobs for new employees

    “The AI says you’re probably going to quit so we’re going to start you out on a really boring, mundane, low-risk task.”

    “Fuck this sucks. I quit.”

    “Wow this AI is so good at predicting things!!”

    • @[email protected]
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      17 months ago

      AI: “This person is stupid, lied on their application, and learned nothing with that fake degree from a garbage for-profit company. They will never quit because they have no other options and you’re an idiot if you hire them.”

      Manager: “Awesome, they won’t quit if we hire them!”

  • @NeptuneOrbit
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    237 months ago

    "It turns out all the best candidates are at risk of quitting! I wonder why? "

  • @[email protected]
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    97 months ago

    The newly-developed AI is fed with data on attendance records of all employees at a company, genders, characteristics and personnel affairs, as well as data on employees who left the company or took an extended leave of absence.

    Notably absent are the characteristics of the company, compensation packages, leadership structures and style.

  • Omnifarious
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    87 months ago

    Pree

    I’ve taken the liberty of conducting the interview on your behalf. You didn’t like the job and quit within three days. You now no longer need to have this conversation and can do something else.