• uservoid1
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    Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs

    • Patches@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s not true. Chickens are fantastic at getting rid of bugs.

      Got a tick problem? Not anymore.

      However you will now have rodent problems and require something to take care of that: Terriers are great at that. So are cats.

      • …she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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          Will they eat the rodents? Yes. They will eat anything. edible or not.

          Will you still have a rodent problem? Yes you will.

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    Just roll with it. Let’s see if anyone is even reading those.

    • fidodo
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      1 year ago

      I write my commit messages for myself in the future so future me can figure out what the hell past me was thinking

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    AI is going to replace my sheets, that should be changed once a week to maintain a high level of hygiene.

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I know that this isn’t the point but I absolutely can’t stand the word “juice” to describe meat drippings.

    Juice is from a fruit! When I see juice to describe meat drippings, all I can think of is someone squeezing a big steak and squeezing all the “juice” out.

    Anyway, commit message is on point. Add a small pinch of flour to thicken the “juice” and you’ll have gravy.