At first glance I thought that was Billy Mays

Blobeye best eye <3

But yes.

Me, looking over at religion:

67? 🚫

69? 😏

A lot of stupid businesses and government entities waited until the last fucking second to fix a problem they knew about for half a century.

The overtime should have been exponential for them kicking the can down the road for literal generations.

UwU

Remember to turn off your PC for 12/31/1999! [Geek Squad logo]

Same, though it’s built-in to my phone, just needed the ‘wallet’ to attach

I keep meaning to try Zen. I have it installed on my desktop for like, jeez, at least a year. Yet to start it up.

We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum

I was under the impression that they preferred to be referred to as ‘skinnies’. We are all flesh, after all… well except protogen…

It’s not matrix-based, but: Haven. It’s what I setup the… second? third? time discord had burned their users. The only thing missing for me is Xbox support, as several of my social circle are console gamers. But for pc users, it’s got everything I need.

https://github.com/ancsemi/Haven

Librewolf

🐺

Enough internet for today

I, erm… source?

Do something once? Ew.

Do something infinitely? 🥵💦

sounds logical, the biggest logical, even

🌌

I mean you could have jacked off easily years ago, but kudos for the commitment. That nut must have sent you to space

This wasn’t a typical driver in an urban environment, again thus was the middle of nowhere with low traffic. They also, again, weren’t trying to reach the hospital, they were being instructed to meet medical staff halfway as the dispatcher and emts determined that was the best course of action.

But it’s obviously that you’d rather feel morally superior than compassionate for someone trying to save a life; and you clearly have experience making these kinds of judgement calls, right? What a sad, sad person you must be.

Yeah, the whole ‘I paid an insane amount of money for a shiny rock’ thing is bonkers. Extravagant weddings too. You could have used that money towards the down payment for a house, or repairs, or to get a safer car, bought home solar/batteries, got a nicer bed/chair for comfort and protect your back, or even just stuck it in the bank as an emergency fund.

But no, almost all the people in this world are like ‘shiny rock better, ooga booga’.

🐱 > 💍. Don’t @ me.