I’LL AGREE TO STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIRD FEEDER IF YOU AGREE TO STOP CALLING ME “DEAR”. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
BUT YOU ARE DEER TO ME, BROTHER!
LIKE ALL REAL MEN I RESPOND EXCLUSIVELY TO “SWEETIE” OR “HEY THERE CUTIE PIE” PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!!!
SAME, BROTHER SWEETIE! SAME!!! AROOOOOOOOO!!!
BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I MISS THE TOURETTES GUY AND THINK ABOUT HIM DAILY!!!
HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT UP A WARNING SIGN SAYING THAT IT IS A BIRD FEEDER ONLY AND SQUIRRELS OR DEER ARE PROHIBITED?
SQUIRL!! BRO!! CRANK YOUR OWN HOG
RIGHT??? MOTHERFUCKING SQURREL SHOULD GET THEIR OWN DAMNED HOG!!!
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THERE’S ROOM IN MY BACKYARD FOR ALL OF NATURE’S MAJESTY BROTHER, THE SQUIRRELS AND DEER GOTTA EAT TOO
AWOOOOOOO
I HAVE GIVEN THEM THEIR OWN FUCKING FEEDERS BROTHER, BUT THEY’RE ALL STEALING FROM THE BIRDS!!!
HELL YEAH WE ARE ONE ROUGH AND TOUGH GROUP OF BADASSES ARENT WE?
Got dang, börther, this is making me want to CRANK THAT HOG
WHAT? I CAN OBLY HEAR YOU CRANK THAT HOG, BROTHER. PLEASE SPEAK UP!
