Used to be typing in shit like “How do I make a yomato sandwich?” would break shit but through high demand and Google’s desire to feed off the ignorant, it doesn’t just work, it also gives (wrong, high seo) answers without having the person even visit.

Now me, with my “‘tomato sandwich’ recipe” just gives me three pages of ads about where to buy sandwiches, plus recommendations like “tomato sandwich recipe reddit”.

Bring back metacrawler from my childhood. I want to go back. I want to go back.

I want one day where I do stuff l regularly do and someone points out to me what’s better