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the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

  • @ghariksforge
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    3110 months ago

    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

  • teft
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    2510 months ago

    It’s not my fault I don’t think linearly.

    • Julian
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      910 months ago

      Reminds me how in outer wilds, the alien species writes in spirals, and replies or additional thoughts are added as branches to the spiral. It was actually inspired by the way the lead writer took notes.

      • @SquirrelX
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        1110 months ago

        Are they still called footnotes if they take half the page? (I prefer parentheses though)

        • Lamedonyx
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          910 months ago

          Pratchett would say yes.

        • @betterdeadthanreddit
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          610 months ago

          Yeah, it’s short for “a foot of notes” and the term was coined when the standard page length was 24 inches1.

          Footnote

          1This isn’t true.

      • @[email protected]
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        310 months ago

        I hate footnotes. Every time I just wish it was added to the actual place where it is attached.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        adding those on top of my footnote citations i think my page would be half full of footnotes 😅

  • @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    I don’t know if I have ADHD, but I struggle with this as well! Sometimes I’ll write a message/email and there’s a paren after every other sentence.

    Lately I’ve been making an effort to substitute with a semicolon or bridge the thoughts with a dash:

    “I’m thinking this - but I also think this.”

    Unsure if that’s a correct usage of punctuation, but I feel like it helps the sentence feel more focused and an expansion of the thought, rather than a random segue (especially with work)

    Edit: realized that I had broken my own rule seconds after posting

    • @Patrizsche
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      310 months ago

      Rest assured, using parentheses in sentences is not a criterion for the diagnosis of ADHD in the DSM-5

      • @blueskiesocOP
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        110 months ago

        Yup. Most ADHD symptoms are relatable to everyone to a small degree. It helps us blend in.

        chameleon clinging to hand that also holds an arizona iced tea can - chameleon and can are matching shades of blue and brown

  • Margot Robbie
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    610 months ago

    Hey, I write like that sometimes! (Only sometimes though.) It feels more stream-of-consciousness-y.

  • eatmoregreenfood
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    610 months ago

    The sentence in the meme isn’t/doesn’t contain a parenthetical though. You could just write it without the parenthesis and it still makes sense.

  • @Pickle_Jr
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    410 months ago

    I browse by All frequently and everytime I see ADHD memes come up I start to wonder if I have ADHD 😐

    • @blueskiesocOP
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      510 months ago

      Many people who aren’t ADHD can relate to ADHD symptoms, but if you see something that you can relate to, I recommend you copy it to a folder or write it down somewhere you’re sure to lose it (ha ha). You can browse several ADHD communities if you have the time, and if you get a good list going, check out the posts regarding what testing looks like.

      ADHD isn’t becoming more common, but thanks to online communities it is becoming increasingly common for people to realize they have it. Figuring out why you do some of the things you do is a wild ride.

      Anyway, have some fun, live your life, and come back here and laugh with us. Byeeee. 😊

  • @[email protected]
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    310 months ago

    I literally just made a post and had to remove like two or three instances of this (in a maybe 100 word post). I think one or two still remain.

  • @voidMainVoid
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    210 months ago

    Parentheses

    Also, doesn’t Lemmy do alt text?

  • @Awthatsnotright
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    210 months ago

    So I’m not the only one?! How do you control their use in work comms? I usually have to read everything over and see what I can break into sentences. I’ve also included asterisks when adding potentially superfluous info. 😂

    • @blueskiesocOP
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      210 months ago

      I have to do that to. I usually end up with bullet pointed lists.