• Aussiemandeus
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    191 year ago

    Damn now i want to use condoms with my wife

  • Leyla :)
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    81 year ago

    This is what I’m gonna pull out next time my girlfriend asks me to whip her.

  • platysalty
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    61 year ago

    Man, that might impress her so much that she might sleep with me!

    • ★Luma★
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      11 year ago

      If it doesn’t, remind yourself that duel-wielding is always impressive.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    Used to come in those little plastic bubbles you’d get from those coin dispensers. I always wanted the mini handcuffs.

  • @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Imagine using your light up sneakers to spot where the condom is and then using your heelies to wheel over to the bathroom because he didn’t use the condom in the end.

  • @Madnessx9
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    31 year ago

    With that sound whoooopssshh

  • MxM111
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    -101 year ago

    Would be better if it were not so obviously man’s leg - more believable.