Nah man… Different shifts. Gotta share it to all of them.

Who. The fuck. Rereads their own comments that much, @[email protected]!?

See I say LOTS of illegal shit, constantly. If I ever break the law they’ll have a hell of a time proving I actually intended to premeditate it without also having to prove I planned on doing a lot of crazy shit.

The other plus side is that all of those texts would need to be read in court, doubling the number of times I get to laugh at them.