• 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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    137 months ago

    “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. This is my chair, and it’s a bloody shame I’m not big enough to move your arse from it when you’ve stolen it.”

    Cat, probably.

  • Curious Canid
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    17 months ago

    You will never know it, but the presence of that cat is the only reason you haven’t had a stroke from stressing about your finals. Your chair seems fair compensation for that.