• @[email protected]
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    365 months ago

    I want this so much.

    fuuuuuuuck all those mothership alienass light pink Floyd lasers people have on their cars and trucks now.

      • @Death_Equity
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        55 months ago

        Your rearview mirror can do that. Yes. A larger concave mirror can direct more light back, but then you have to have a 3 foot wide mirror taking up space in the cabin or exposed to the weather outside the car, it would be prone to failure.

        So just aim your rearview at them.

        • @[email protected]
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          25 months ago

          I was thinking a mirrored surface on the motorized pad near the trunk of vehicle on outside. rear view doesn’t seem to have enough ooomph behind it to be satisfying.

          • shininghero
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            45 months ago

            I’ve always envisioned such a device to be structured like window slat blinds.
            The slats lay horizontal when not in use to minimize view obstruction, and rotate into position on command.

          • @Death_Equity
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            25 months ago

            Be better than your enemies. Annoy them and don’t cause an accident in following Hammurabi.

  • @LesserAbe
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    165 months ago

    Another car idea that I’m sure would just get me into trouble is having a mic and loudspeaker so I can speak to other drivers instead of just honking. A horn lacks the nuance of the spoken word.

  • @ramenshaman
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    125 months ago

    My buddy had a car with a rear windshield wiper and he bent the thing that sprays wiper fluid so he can spray the car behind him.

  • The Assman
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    75 months ago

    The car behind him should be one of those gigantic trucks with the fucking headlights six feet off the ground

  • Fubarberry
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    35 months ago

    I know a guy who installed a large flood light on the back of his truck. He officially has it as a work light, but he uses it to flash tailgaters and people who follow him too close with their high beams on.

  • @doublejay1999
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    15 months ago

    Knowing what happens to us when we drive cars, I have no doubt someone has this. None whatsoever.