Tomorrow we find out the driver was a Boeing whistleblower.
So I’ve heard
BTW, There is a strong probability there’s video.
Died from the crash?
Yes. They found 18 bullet holes in him and 280 spent cartridges on the premises, but it was concluded those had nothing to do with his passing. /s
280??? Bro why.
That’s only like 14 cops emptying their handguns.
Spend it or lose it!
This is the best summary I could come up with:
WASHINGTON (AP) — A driver died after a vehicle crashed into an outer perimeter gate of the White House complex, and the incident late Saturday was being investigated as a traffic crash, police said.
President Joe Biden was spending the weekend in Delaware, and the Secret Service said there was no threat to the White House.
The male driver, who was not immediately identified, was found dead in the vehicle following the crash shortly before 10:30 p.m., according to a Secret Service statement.
The Metropolitan Police Department said the vehicle crashed into a security barrier at the intersection of 15th Street and Pennsylvania Avenue NW.
Police were called to the scene at 10:46 p.m. and said one adult male was pronounced dead from the crash into a security barrier around the complex.
The Secret Service said security protocols were put in place and that there was no threat to the White House.
The original article contains 161 words, the summary contains 152 words. Saved 6%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
It is said to be a complex investigation.
By… you?
Complex investigation, simple pun!
Ohhh… I mean, that’s a ban pun.
A ban pun? Now you’re sounding like an overzealous mod 😛
Everything in moderation.
