Lucky guy.

I pay extra for that.

I was expecting

>then I hear a sound >Open my eyes >guy next to me says “Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”

“I don’t see a problem here” - Chuck Berry

I like reading Google reviews for strip clubs in Detroit. There are some fantastic ones. One memorable review simply stated “Stripper farted on me.” One star.