• Lemminary
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    15 days ago

    No amount of opium in the world could induce enough constipation to create a bigger piece of shit than this.

  • @Larry
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    2115 days ago

    wasn’t gadaffi the one who tried creating a bikini bodyguard group only for them to be worthless at guarding him

    • @captainlezbian
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      2015 days ago

      Yep, he just conscripted tall beautiful women from around Libya to be his Amazon guard. Like, if you get a Tomyris out of this that’s an accident.

      If you want an Amazon guard you need to recruit the angriest ladies of their own volition. And yeah they’re not necessarily going to be tall and conventionally attractive, but the real intimidation is a pissed off 5’0” mom judo throwing someone for ignoring her telling them to stop.

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        1715 days ago

        He also conducted nightly inspections of their genitals to confirm that they are still virgins. This would be done by checking if the Hymen was still in tact, which of course doesn’t mean anything. That can tear during ordinary physical activity, just at random for no reason, or as multiple health books felt weirdly obligated to specifically call out, during horseback riding.

        I can only imagine the poor women who caught the shit end of that in the Amazon Guard mounted detachment.

      • @[email protected]
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        915 days ago

        Sun Tzu managed to get a group of palace concubines to drill like soldiers, I think Gadaffi just didn’t want to put the work into training his Amazon guard

        • @captainlezbian
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          815 days ago

          True, I also think that Sun Tzu had other advantages here like pre selecting for a ruthless group. Random conscription of tall and beautiful women gets a very unmotivated military group

  • @PugJesus
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    1515 days ago

    Time to abolish Switzerland

  • ivanafterall
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    1114 days ago

    Adam Curtis’ Hypernormalisation has a great section on the weirdness of Gaddafi, if anyone wants a 3 hour, cerebral fever dream of a documentary to accompany their meme before bed.

    • @JustZ
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      014 days ago

      if anyone wants a 3 hour, cerebral fever dream of a documentary to accompany their meme before bed.

      Fucking read my mind.

  • @[email protected]
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    614 days ago

    I think Turkmenbashi could give him a run for his money. He renamed the months, including after his mother and his horse, had a huge gold statue of himself built on a rotating pedestal configured to always face the sun, and made most of the national school programme rote memorisation of his book of brainfarts.