Subtle decor innit?

    • @waterbogan
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      14 months ago

      Its not the theme or the going with it, it how badly they went with it. That ceiling decoration in the lounge is so … wrong. And you can buy repro ornate ceiling mouldings that would actually look OK if applied correctly too

  • IggyTheSmidge
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    I mean, I’m not saying I like it, but it probably looks much less garish IRL.
    The estate agents have clearly taken the photos on an overcast day, then (with their usual cack-handed approach to photography) fucked with the sliders in Photoshop until the pictures look less dingy.

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      I was with you until I clicked through and started swiping at the pictures.

      The aesthetic approach seems to have been circling every area that didn’t have trim and adding trim to it, then doing that again and again and again

  • @morphballganon
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    104 months ago

    It’s not hideous, just not the most comfortable-looking either.

    • Clay_pidgin
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      34 months ago

      Honestly with some dark rugs it something it might not be ugly.

        • @morphballganon
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          34 months ago

          I would have been stoked to live there in my 20s.

          My reasons for not wanting to live there now have more to do with it being an apartment than the aesthetic.

    • Flying Squid
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      24 months ago

      It’s not hideous

      On the other hand… isn’t it?

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    84 months ago

    They say Art Deco, I reckon it is more Louis Quatorze. Imagine going all highfalutin like that and your “kitchen” is just tagged on the side of your living room like a commoner.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      114 months ago

      I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.

  • Nougat
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    64 months ago

    I refuse to believe that this isn’t a “hidden item” mobile game.

  • @uservoid1
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    64 months ago

    Had to squint to look at these images. How do you keep this place clean? So many places you need to dust.

    I like the golden toilet brush.

  • SayCyberOnceMore
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    54 months ago

    It’s definitely a place where gold lamé slippers and a silk smoking jacket would fit right in…

    • jago
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      64 months ago

      The lions are nude, if that helps…

  • @Etterra
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    44 months ago

    The Queen of France called, she suggests that you eat cake.

  • @waterbogan
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    34 months ago

    Dictator chic on a budget