• @Tyfud
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    8824 days ago

    In 2022, Madison Dapcevich of Snopes, the fact-checking website, investigated Lotito’s claim that he ate an entire airplane. She concluded that, although there are many accounts of Lotito’s consumption of unusual objects, and that he “very likely” consumed such objects on stage as a professional entertainer, she was unable to confirm that Lotito ate an entire airplane, or even part of one.

    Looks like there’s no real record of him having eaten a plane. Likely a tall story he or his cohorts created.

    • @RememberTheApollo_
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      3424 days ago

      The amount of metals, plastics, and other plane parts that he would have had to consume should have done lasting damage to his physiology.

      • @postmateDumbass
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        If heground everything to a fine powder and juiced it then he is just left with the chemical reaction damage.

    • @ripcord
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      824 days ago

      Yeah, the title should be “claimed to eat a plane”.

    • @BeatTakeshiOP
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      824 days ago

      One was pooping scrap, the other was scrapping poop

    • @DaddleDew
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      I can absolutely believe this would have been his answer.

      French people cannot pass a chance to make fun of British cuisine.

      • @humorlessrepost
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        2624 days ago

        cuisine

        It’s so bad, they have to use a french word to make it sound palatable.

  • oleorun
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    2724 days ago

    Lotito holds the record for the ‘strangest diet’ in the Guinness Book of Records. He was awarded a brass plaque by the publishers to commemorate his abilities. He ate his award.

    I would expect nothing less.

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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    24 days ago

    His colon and entire digestive system has to be absolutely wrecked.

    • @bassomitron
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      524 days ago

      That’s such a good point I hadn’t considered. This stuff would’ve absolutely fucked up the plumbing in most places. Not to mention the sewage treatment facility’s filters having to deal with all that debris.

  • @EarJava
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    724 days ago

    However, it also meant that soft foods, such as bananas and hard-boiled eggs, made him sick.

    Hmm best example of soft food? Hard-boiled eggs!

  • @[email protected]
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    424 days ago

    When I read the title, my first guess was Tarare. Sounds like the kind of thing he’d’ve done if planes had been invented.

  • @Blumpkinhead
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    223 days ago

    Imagine the gate agent having to tell the passengers why their flight is canceled.

  • @malean
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    024 days ago

    Wow France cuisine must really suck

        • @[email protected]
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          624 days ago

          Homie made a career out of pica. Like it or not he was a better entrepreneur than you or I.

          • @eran_morad
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            -124 days ago

            One generally tries to manage or cure diseases and unhealthy conditions, not exacerbate them. If one is not a fucktard. My job ain’t kill me.

            • @[email protected]
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              124 days ago

              Given he was born in 1950, he only died like 10 years below his life expectancy. People lose more than that to bad genes, I think he did alright for himself.