• @T00l_shed
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    1431 month ago

    Do what you must, I have already won.

    • @MissJinx
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      131 month ago

      You don’t have the guts to do what you must human, accept your fate

  • @Phoonzang
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    491 month ago

    Oh, I have a similar story from my (unfortunately late) void:

    Had a big chunk of pork, which I trimmed for the BBQ. All the cuttings (mostly fat) I put in a pad to render (?) the delicious lard. Somehow I forgot to put a lid on the pan while it cooled down, and the whole thing got forgotten in the mess the kitchen was after a nice Barbie and beers with friends. Next morning I woke up, thought “oh crap, the lard”. Went downstairs, first susicious thing: cat nowhere to be seen. Pan on the stove was completely clean. As in straight from the dishwasher clean. The I saw the cat lolling around on the sofa, barely awake, and almost unresponsive. Even shaking his morning treats did not prompt him to come into the kitchen (which usually was the ritual). And then it dawned on me: the little rascal slurped about a whole pound of pork lard during the night from the pan. Did not eat for two days straight, but seemed happy as a clam.

    Wherever he is now, I hope he gets all the lard he wants.

  • @MrJameGumb
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    381 month ago

    Why would eggs make the cat close his eyes?

  • @[email protected]
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    201 month ago

    I’m trying to imagine why the scrambled eggs were still in the pan. I wanna eat my eggs while they’re warm. What happened here?

    • @Sam_Bass
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      211 month ago

      Sometimes nature calls at inopportune times

    • @TubularTittyFrog
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      51 month ago

      you made extra and left it in the pan for later

      when i cook bacon i do the whole back and only eat a few slices and save the rest.

      • JJROKCZ
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        21 month ago

        Yea but do you leave it in the pan? As soon as my bacon is done it goes on a plate covered in paper towels to soak up excess grease and after I’m done eating the meal whatever bacon might be left goes in the fridge. I normally only cook enough to eat for that meal though not a whole pack at once

          • JJROKCZ
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            21 month ago

            Painful, depressing, some other negative adjectives normally apply

  • Synapse
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    51 month ago

    Face a purr bliss

    • @Leviathan
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      21 month ago

      You bastard son of a dog-fucking whore. I won’t click your link you nazi piece of shit.

    • @occhionaut
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      21 month ago

      eat shit and die, not clicking that