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Last year’s Cocaine Bear managed to spawn a trend even if it wasn’t a huge hit at the box office, with Cocaine Shark following and now Cocaine Werewolf howling our way soon.
Amityville Coke Den isn’t far behind, we assume…
Our friends over at Rue Morgue have provided us with a first look at the upcoming Cocaine Werewolf, which they reveal will be directed by Mark Polonia (director of Cocaine Shark!).
Here’s the synopsis from Cleopatra Entertainment: “Cocaine, cash and a crew filming a low-budget horror movie in the eerie woods of northern Pennsylvania clash when an unexpected visit from a bloodthirsty werewolf literally enters the picture–with deadly results.”
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ugh, why does it have to be self aware enough that they’re filming a B movie. Is Cocaine Werewolf not a deep enough premise for 90 minutes anymore?
I imagine the script probably needed some padding.
Hol’ up. There was a Cocaine Shark movie!? That one slipped by me.
Possibly for good reason - of all the four Cocaine Bear mockbusters currently out, Cocaine Shark is only nudged off the bottom spot by Cocaine Jaguar.(by IMDb ratings). For the foolishly curious they are, from “best” to worst:
- Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space (4.9/10)
- Attack of the Meth Gatot (3.2/10)
- Cocaine Shark (1.9/10)
- Cocaine Jaguar (1.5/10)
I’m waiting for cokehead snakes on a cocaine smuggling plane myself.
I don’t think that much thought has been put into the drug+animal niche of Cocaine Bear mockbusters. That said, I will watch Cracksquatch.
Is that a real thing?
They must have a lot of dexterity to be able to load up a crack pipe.
The Bigfoot or the people making the film?
Sasquatch, Bigfoot and Yeti are all different sub-species with different characteristics, languages and cultures.
They really don’t like getting mixed up with each other.
That sounds like hair hominoid racism to me.
Also it’s not “Yeti” any more, they prefer Mi-go. The Y-word has acquired insulting connotations over the years and while they are reclaiming it, it’s their word to use.
