• @[email protected]
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    415 months ago

    If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?

    • @Tylerdurdon
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      135 months ago

      Only after telling you it’s the only way to survive in that part of the underpass.

  • @moistclump
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    84 months ago

    Fuck, marry, kill. In that order.

  • @Harvey656
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    75 months ago

    Grylls clearly. If I get thirsty he can piss it my mouth.

    • @Revonult
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      5 months ago

      There was a post/meme asking women if they would prefer to be alone in a forest with a bear or male stranger. Idk if a real poll or what, but I have seen it saying most women prefer the bear. People came out of the woodwork talking about how dangerous bears are and asking why are they afraid of strange men to the point they started proving why women would would pick the bear.

      Edit: wording

    • @[email protected]
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      105 months ago

      There is some kind of trend where a survey or something happened and women said they would rather go camping with an actual bear than a man, presumably because the man is more likely to rape or kill them or something.

      And when men say “what the fuck that bear is gonna maul your ass to death”, that is a gotcha opportunity to highlight how men don’t understand the constant threat women are under.

    • @lath
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      14 months ago

      It’s like the second coming of Harambe, only the kid is a woman, Harambe is a bear and the guy shooting Harambe is a guy.

  • rand_alpha19
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    45 months ago

    It’s incredibly difficult to pick between 1 and 2, even before the meme. On the one hand, bears. On the other, bears.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      35 months ago

      We can do both at once. We have the technology

  • @wjrii
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    25 months ago

    Or, staying on an FX kick…

  • @Son_of_dad
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    15 months ago

    The lower Bear is more of a twink